Someday I Suppose

I literally just sneezed ten times in a row..."chu, eek, chu, eek!" Is literally what it sounded like.
Ahhh, squeaking...it happens.
My room smells like incense and perfume.
Last time I was at the sex shop I bought a ton of incense for like five bucks.
The sky is very blue today, and I feel much better.
Except that I feel like I'm catching a cold and everyone in this house is sick.
Kingpin is right though, we gotta keep this year positive.
Ugh, I hate crying, mostly I just cry when I'm frustrated.
I just literally don't know what to do, so I just burst into tears.
And...I sneezed again.
I feel like baking cookies today, Norwegian Butter Cookies sound good.
Ever since I found that recipe they're my favorite to make.
And tea...I could use some tea.
I've been looking for one of those little tea strainers on the chain, but I'll probably have to go to the herb shoppe for that.
I'm talking about a literal herb shoppe, the owner is from Australia, 'Happy, High, Horny (something, something) Herbs.'
Sorry, the name is long...I can never remember it.
I've been wanting to go to the Wiccan store lately too, I should do that at some point soon.
Vari keeps sitting on the box with my bongs in it, oh fat cat...
If they broke I would probably be pretty pissed...
Well, one specific bong.
After Mister J broke Purple Haze he bought me Ruby, I named her after a Rancid song (Ruby Soho).
And after he broke Sherlock, my color-change Sour pipe, he bought me a Hello Kitty pipe...*laugh*
I still miss Sherlock, that pipe was bitchin' as fuck...so hard to scrape though, lord.
Remember when we'd smoke out of my chillum that said, "For Medical Use Only"?
Ironic since we were teenagers without cards...
Mister J stole it, I literally don't even know what he did with it.
Oh, I guess, anyway, I don't know.
I think my resolution this year is legitimately going to be just to smoke a lot of bud.
I'm kidding, sort of...but it is fun.
And my main goal this year is to have fun, because last year fucking sucked.
I want more Limonata Pellegrino...seriously I'm gonna start keeping a bunch of it in the house.
I wanted to mix it with vodka...sshhhh, I mix everything with vodka.
It seriously tastes good though.
2 Chainz is stuck in my head..."All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe."
All these girls on the Internet were fucking bitching about that song.
Girls are stupid, this is why I'm not friends with any of them.
I've been listening to rap lately, Tupac makes me feel better...I don't know why.
What else should I write about?
Bunnies are adorable...and I really like the word adorable.
Kawaii...usagi, nya!
Bleh...I suck at Japanese.
But wouldn't it be cool to go live in Japan for awhile?
I want to go to Hello Kitty world!
And you, reader, are never to speak of this to anyone.
I mean it!
It's a secret....
I'm sleepy and stuff like that.
So, ciao, sweethearts, have a lovely day.