Same Shit, Different Shovel

I've been feeling really nostalgic lately...
One time I met a guy from New York who asked me if I smoke cigarettes and stare out the window, because I listen to The Cure.
I remember getting kicked out of Borders Bookstore, for making out in the aisle.
And I got kicked out of Victoria's Secret, for trying to sneak my boyfriend into the dressing room.
And when we used to eat cannabis muffins in The Jester's living room.
We used to make stupid videos and tell our parents to fuck off on camera.
While we drank and blew pot smoke into the lens.
And when we wrote all the things we would do before we died on the table in the Nature Preserve.
I can't believe they got rid of our table, and Satan's tree.
We were so sketch...
Literally all my spots were ridiculous.
On the back steps of the apartment building across the street from Sunshine Liquor, and the "Lord of The Rings" steps.
Getting faded in M's house, with Southern Boy and whatshisname...
Southern Boy finally found himself a girl and is moving back to Kentucky.
Oh, when we would chug vodka out of water bottles.
Well, I would always chug my alcohol, with a smile on my face.
One thing's for sure, I could drink with the best of them.
Has everyone tried vodka and Mountain Dew?
I recommend it.
When I changed out of skinny jeans and into tights, in the middle of history class, without moving from my chair.
I can't believe I always got drunk in class...
The King of Burnt Toast used to always bring me alcohol.
I still remember the only drink I ever spilled, it was in our friend's house, he's a bartender.
We were playing beer pong, and as always I was drinking hard liquor when it wasn't even my turn.
I think it was a Broken Leg that I was drinking.
I have a lot of fun memories, actually.
Because we did used to have a lot of fun.
Anyway, no wonder Satan was yelling at me when we tried to play instances together.
This is why I can't drive...
I just suck at paying attention to shit, I always feel like I'm gonna crash.
My new favorite thing is Limonata Pellegrino...
It's like Perrier mixed with lemonade.
Most people don't like Perrier, I guess it's an acquired taste.
Sort of like red wine or straight whiskey...
I don't know what I'm going on about now.
I watched Silver Linings Playbook recently, it was good.
And not only because I have a girl crush on Jennifer Lawrence...
The costuming was good, the acting was good, the cinematography was pretty decent.
It's been Bunny approved.
I'm joking...I like to make fun of my "Bunny persona".
Because it's comical, everyone used to always laugh about how I would always pop my ass out.
My one friend even started calling my butt "Perfection"...
I remember when that one guy slapped my ass so hard that I couldn't sit for four hours straight.
And I used to always wear a shroom pipe around my neck and carry knives in my bag.
I always thought that I was going to get caught with contraband at school...
Never did though.
I'm just rambling at this point...
So goodnight, darlings.