Monocled, mustached Russian cats wearing top-hats are going to take over the world.
This information is classified, but my sources tell me that the headquarters are in St. Petersburg.
They have an army of elephants with rocket launchers and ducks in Iron Man suits, if I remember correctly.
We had an issue with monkeys equipped with lasers escaping from the holding cells, but we hired more scientists.
And used Celine Dion to distract the people in the streets, although the explosions were still audible.
There were a few more inexplicable incidents.
But now we have shrimp tacos, awesome theme music...
And unfortunately we had to raise taxes on catnip, so the public is currently being fed cake and sardines.
So that's the synopsis.
Credit for this idea goes to both me and Kingpin.
This is my life...really.
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