Just Today & Some Thoughts

I have been writing way more than any sane person...
Mister J decided that it's wonderful that I've found someone normal to date, he's positively thrilled that I've raised my standards, and claims that I should keep this guy at any cost...
"...Even if you have to pin him down on the bed."
I burst out laughing at that one.
Pat Benetar, Sex as a Weapon.
So I guess it's good that he finally likes a guy that I'm into.
Satan asked me if I've given up (on WoW) or if I'm just "not willing to deal with shitty Internet."
Obviously the latter...
Weird that he's speaking to me at all.
Whatever.
I had a nice long talk with The Jester, it's great to have friends who know exactly what you're thinking without even uttering a syllable.
We've decided to spend every weekend getting high, and watching Dexter and B-rated horror flicks...
He wants me to set him up with one of my smart, single, hot girlfriends.
There's only one problem with that...
I don't actually have any "smart" girlfriends, good luck finding hot and single ones.
Literally the girls that I am still friends with wouldn't know an atom from their ass hole.
Why am I friends with them again?
Fucking ditsy bitches...
And I'm not just saying that, they gossip too much and are generally very petty people.
Other stuff; Mister J said I need to set boundaries with my mom.
I've been trying to for years...
It doesn't work very well when she denies everything, gets angry, and then we stop speaking completely.
I know she doesn't actually care if I live or die, but maybe it's better to still talk to her?
The Jester gets what I'm going through, and says the same thing as Mister J...
I don't know anymore.
How do I say, "Don't talk to me just because you want to feel like you've accomplished something, when you're never there for me when I actually need you."
She's a shitty parent anyway, it stresses me out to talk to her.
Satan wants to know when I'll get faster Internet.
*laugh*
I guess I owe him, since he got me a free month of WoW.
And The Jester told me that if I have the chance for a romantic relationship with someone that I like, then I should go for it.
That means I should stop questioning all my own emotions, right?
I bought a bunch of movies for twelve dollars tonight, from my favorite video store.
They have porn in the back, because they're on the street with all the adult stores and strip clubs...
I didn't buy porn obviously, I got horror films and a French movie with Louis Garrel in it.
This is a little funny, but I used to sneak into adult shops when I was bored back in high school.
I would just make sure I had proper bed-head and nice cleavage, and nobody ever cards me for anything anyway.
That's it, there's not much else new in my life.
My terribly boring life...