I Like To Pee Outside

I hope the title made everyone laugh.

It actually is quite liberating to pee outside, and Mister J told me that I should blog about it.

So there you go....

I've been wanting to get a pair of fluffy kitty ears lately, they're too cute.

I should really clean out my wardrobe, since I'm no longer sure what I have.

At least I'm not living out of a suitcase anymore, don't let anyone convince you that it's "punk rock" to couch-surf for months at a time....

Not nearly as fun as it sounds.

I want an ewok as a best friend, I'm going to go live on Endor...

That would be pretty awesome though.

Hmmm, I've been thinking about hair dye lately too.

I kinda miss having blue hair; I was thinking about red, pink, mint, or lavender...

I'm not sure, I'm too indecisive. 

Most likely I'll get frustrated trying to decide and I'll just leave my hair alone.

I just read a hilarious article about why friends with benefits are bad...

It looks like booty calls are the number one cause of stolen Doritos.

Aquabats are stuck in my head...

Has anyone seen the Aquabats show?

It's relatively amusing.

Kingpin told me that when we hang out he'll introduce me to awesome people, I'm really excited about it.

I need more chill people in my life and his friends seem fucking amazing.

I just realized that I have library fines...

Because I didn't realize how long I kept all those Shakespeare DVDs.

I would pay the fine, if I hadn't just spent all that money on coffee and god knows what else.

I should padlock my wallet when I drink...

Like when I went to the strip club and spent like twenty bucks in ones...no reason.

Strippers gotta make a living too.

I'm excited to see The Jester this weekend, he always knows how to make me feel better about shit.

He knows me as well as I know myself, and this is the reason that he's my best friend.

It's funny the way we met, my friend thought he was cute, so I walked up to him, grabbed his arm and said, "Come hang out with my friends."

And that was the end of it...

I'm convinced we were separated at birth.

That's pretty much the way that I've met most of the people that I know, just find a random person to talk to.

Some of my friends always thought it was so weird that I would just initiate conversations with strangers...but it's fun.

And I hope I get to see Kuma-kun this weekend, if he's not busy.

I haven't talked to him much the last few days, he's probably doing stuff.

Is my week of blogging over yet?

I swear I've run out of things to write about...