Wanna Tell The World To Blow Me!

Why do all the stories that I hear and/or tell begin with either, "This one time when I was drunk..." Or "I almost got laid, but..."

Happy Saint Patrick's Day.

Fun fact; he isn't even Irish, it used to be a dry holiday, nobody in Ireland even really celebrates it.

This week's girl crush (since it's actually Wednesday) is Jess Ingle, one of my favorite Youtubers.

Another fun fact; she's currently pregnant! (I think it's twenty-something weeks now, for fear of getting the exact week wrong).

The only girl who ever looked good with orange hair.

I'm supposed to hang out with people tomorrow, but I don't want to.

I feel so anti-social lately, the only person that I'm not ignoring is The Man in The Trench Coat (he needs a shorter name).

I'll deal with that (and everything else) later.

{Just realised it's Tuesday, this whole being nocturnal thing messes up time perception}