I'll Be Dead Wrong and You'll Be Just Fine

I'm going to be single forever, I'm not the settling down type.

By now I should have learned this about myself.

I made that guy take that personality quiz, he got INTP...who would've thought...I was just curious.

The Jester finally understands why I have to take a step back from this whole partying lifestyle...it took a story about me puking in front of a stranger for him to be supportive.

Mister J says I need to "let my 'freak flag' fly."

He's telling me I should just let myself be crazy, because one day I'll wake up and regret not living life.

I'm too stressed out to go live the way I used to...

Mister J wants to go kick Sex Shop Guy's ass and get my knife back.

*sigh*

Ivy thinks her husband is gonna kick her out.

I have nothing to say.

How do I get wrapped up in other people's lives?

As if my own life isn't chaotic enough?

Alley Cat is hormonal and pregnant...and calls me crying.

I'm just going to go back to devoting all my time to video games.

"At least she has her priorities straight."

Haha, some really awesome guy said that to his friend about me the other day.

Somebody also called me a "good woman" the other day, that's a first.

Alley Cat introduced me to one of her friends, he thought I was twenty five.

He didn't believe me when I told him my real age, but that happens all the time...I'm kind of used to it.

Although when people find out my real age they always tease me about it.

So here's the plan;

I have to fix my car, find a job, move out, and learn to breathe.

Right?

As far as Ivy goes; I'm not sure if I can help her.

And with relationships?

I'll probably just start hanging out with Satan all the time...because he's fun and there's no commitment.

What about this other guy though?

He talks to me on Skype every night for hours, even though he could be doing something more interesting like gaming; he talks to me all day, even when he's busy; he understands me perfectly...but I just don't know.

Also he lives far away-ish...

Found out my aunt moved to Vegas and is a realtor there, I always liked her and I'm happy we're talking.

I guess that's all, I don't even know...I'm so fucking depressed these days.

And check out this show in Canada;

Killer, right?

And that awesome guy sent me this;

(It's totally true)