Saturday, March 29, 2014

Demonic Muffins of Doom

Ivy eats so much junk food...
I had frozen pizza and iced coffee out of a carton for breakfast.
Ivy's husband keeps making jokes that every time he sees me I'm talking to a different guy.
"Did you talk to [Fork's name] today?!"
He's actually not as bad as I thought...they're both to blame for their fucked up marriage....they're both decent people when they're apart though, her husband is pretty funny.
They just shouldn't be married.
We went to the swap meet, I forgot how fun it is.
(I just wanna go there and buy tons of books)

We were at the knife booth and I was playing with a butterfly knife; Ivy was like, "Of course you're all slick with it..."
"[Satan] taught me years ago..."
"Of course he did...."

"Dyslexic lioness!"
I wanted to buy lucha libre masks and run around yelling "Nachoooo!"
But Ivy is a buzzkill...
(I miss my knife)
I saw a cute guy in a cow vest with a lip ring (yum!).
Fork hasn't been talking to me much lately, at this point idgaf.

I really enjoyed the comic booth, and I had a really long conversation with this guy selling retro video games.

Well, I dunno, I guess that's it...
(Ivy's husband's driving kinda fucking scares me)

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