Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Up All Night, Wondering Why...

Good morning.
It's a good time to post; last night was fucked.
So Ivy and I went out to see a bunch of accquiantiances from high school (as it turns out, the nerds are fun).
It was at my old condo complex (I was trippin' the whole time, 'cause of weird nostalgia and flashbacks).
Ivy was with her boy (I guess he was friends with all of those people when we were all in school together, weird I never knew him before recently).
The reason I didn't associate with them very often?
A few of them hated me and I was too busy getting baked to have actual friendships.
I love adulthood sometimes...it was Ivy's brother's girlfriend, the guy I got my Poly-Sci book from, that one guy who dated that bitch from the "Japanese culture club" (it was totally just the anime club, and they all hated me...except Southern Boy and Ichigo-nekochan), and Whatshisname drove down to see me.
(They all nicknamed him dumbass a really long time ago, it was funny).
We played Cards Against Humanity, I couldn't quit laughing the entire time.
Then Ivy got a call from her husband, he found out about her boy.
And we left abruptly after that, she ran down the street crying, so I called Mister J to talk some sense into her.
We came back to her house, her husband is the lowest of the scum of the entire Earth, and I don't know what to do for her anymore.
She won't make the one decision that could save her, because she's scared of that asshole she had the misfortune to get knocked up by and marry.
I spent the night talking to my Man in The Trench Coat (he told me a funny story about Chuck the Eskimo Tiger Bear Walrus and Paul the Mexican Penguin), Satan (he promised to slap me if I was ever stupid enough to marry a douchebag), and Kingpin (he said he'd come hang out with me to take my mind off all this nonsense).
Whatshisname offered to come pick me up so we could get drunk off Jackie D and watch Star Wars, but I can't leave Ivy alone right now.
Speaking of which, she wants me to help her clean the house to appease her dickhead husband...I don't get why she's so scared of him.
I'm going back to sleep for a little bit, wish me luck for today.
It's weird, but I'm kinda sad that last night was ruined...I was so happy to have the Ivy I knew and loved back, we were all chillin' just like back in school...brought back all kinds of fond memories of the years that have passed.
But this is proof that adulthood is serious, the decisions that you choose to make will affect the rest of your life in its entirety.

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