1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
Hmmm, yes...definite yes.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
No, I don't think so...yesterday though, and the day before, half my friends are exes, what's wrong with my life?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
Once...everytime I see him now he's like, "Have sex with me, the one time we did it I was so bad that I have to make it up to you!" The first time is always bad. True or false that guys never forget their first?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
If you're asking if I personally have trust issues then yes.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
I wanna go see him already! Why does he have to live so far away?! :(
6. What are you excited for?
Life...and stuff.
7. What happened tonight?
Last night? I went on a drive to clear my head and ended up at Denny's eating French fries and chain-smoking cigarettes in the parking lot.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
Nah, it's a little annoying, but very recently I was one of those girls who spends the night with her head in a toilet...this never used to happen, this is a serious problem for me now...and I'm definitely not one to talk.
9. Is confidence cute?
Yeah, unless you're over-confident, cocky and narcicisstic...truth be told I prefer shy guys/girls...it's adorable.
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Satan, Shadow King, The Jester, {my friend who doesn't have a name in this blog because I haven't seen him in a long time, but we've been friends for like 8 years now}....Mister J most days (but that's complicated because of other issues I have).
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
Several actually...I used to rarely wear them, but I don't wear pants that often anyway.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
Nothing so far...but my life is pretty spontaneous right now.
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
A haircut probably, my hair is starting to annoy me.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
Who was the last person I kissed???? I can't remember, pretty sure it was Ivy...weird, but no.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
Yeah...I think I'm about to go through one of those huge personality shifts...it's already happening, I've been feeling more like myself lately...less like a zombie hermit...
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
There's a few people; Mister J, The Jester (most days), Satan (it's strange, I know), [currently] Man in the Trench Coat
18. The last time you felt broken?
After breaking up with Kuma-kun, I felt really lost...kinda like I was pretending to be something I wasn't, so I went on a drinking binge, did a whole bunch of stupid shit, and now I feel better.
19. Have you had sex today?
Nope...everyone keeps telling me that I need to get laid though. Well, no shit I need to get laid, what was your first clue?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
A lot of stuff actually...
21. Are you in a good mood?
Define good. My moods are weird. For me a good mood is when I'm feeling a little crazy, sporadic, spontaneous, energetic, and I don't really give a fuck...basically when I get in a wild mood is when I'm happiest, so yes.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
Hmmmmm....maybe, but I'd rather swim with dolphins...like a fucking mermaid or something. Just call me Lorelai, siren of the sea.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
Yup.
24. What do you want right this second?
Do not, under any circumstances, ask me that question right now. (Hot, steamy sex with a complete stranger. Thank you for asking).
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
Why the fuck would I care? It's not my business what anyone does...I've really only deeply loved one person in my entire life (I've loved a couple of people, but love has a lot of different levels and facets)...but if I loved someone I would want them to be happy, even if it wasn't with me.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
Not for long...
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
No.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Um...probably Mister J cracking dirty jokes and making fun of people.
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
You have no idea.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
Most of the time.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
Hell no! I really like him...I'm actually surprised by how much I like him.
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
I have feelings for two people...I'm pretty sure one of them does...but we'll see, won't we?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
Occasionally...more recently I have been. I've been drinking a lot of energy drinks lately though, no wonder I'm an insomniac.
34. Listening to?
"Could've been, should've been, would've been different. 'Cause I know now, what I never knew then."
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
I've never in my entire life regularly used pencil...I don't think I've even seen a pencil in a few years...those still exist? Why don't we have futuristic light pens already?!
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
At home dealing with her dickhead husband?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
More like love during first conversation? What's it called??? Sapiosexual?
38. Who did you last call?
Satan? Wait, he called me...Trench Coat Man? Maybe??? I don't even remember...
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
My cat? (Cats are people toooo)
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
She kissed me...as a distraction, it totally worked too.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
I can't even remember...
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
Nope.
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
When don't I embarrass myself in front of anyone and everyone??? I do it so often that now nothing really embarrasses me.
44. Do you tan in the nude?
I rarely tan...if I do it's on accident normally. But no...that sounds fun...I don't know of any nude beaches though :/
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
Erm...no? Idgaf.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
Haha, for once the answer is no.
47. Who was the last person to call you?
Satan or Trench (I'm shortening the name 'cause I'm tired of typing it out, maybe he just needs a new nickname altogether).
48. Do you sing in the shower?
Used to. Not so much anymore, since these walls are thin.
49. Do you dance in the car?
Always.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
I want toooo....somebody teach me!
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Never? Unless school photos count? So like back in high school?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
I love musicals...but they can be cheesy sometimes.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
I don't even celebrate it...annoying people during the holiday season are stressful to me though.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
What the fuck even is that???? I've been asked this question before and I just...what? Ever eat taboyaki, mochi, onigiri, udon, gormeh sabzi, puttanesca, ghameh, ash reshteh, or arancini? I didn't think so...fuck off with your pierogi.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cherry.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Teacher, writer, hairdresser, linguist, elven princess...basically the same as now. Apparently I haven't grown up.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yep.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
All the time, it's eerie.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
Nope, I probably should.
60. Wear slippers?
Nope...I don't like wearing shoes if I can help it.
61. Wear a bath robe?
Nope...I don't wear clothes if I can help it.
62. What do you wear to bed?
Tank top and panties...if it's cold I wear flannel plaid pants.
63. First concert?
Alkaline Trio <3
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target, I guess? I hate walmart with a passion, and I don't even know where the nearest k-mart is.
65. Nike or Adidas?
Neither...fucking Chinese slave labor, man.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos, duh.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
Fuck off. ("'Cause weeeee are nevereverever getting back together?!")
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Not officially (remind me to tell you that funny story later).
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Nope. Idgaf with that shit...in fact both guys I like right now are unemployed, computer savvy gamers.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Nope.
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
I have never seen or heard of a spelling bee ever even happening...do those actually exist? I thought that was just a cheesy plot device for terrible children's movies.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes.
74. What is your favorite book?
Why do you ask such difficult questions, oh random internet survey? Deadeye Dick, Breakfast of Champions, Pnin, Invitation to a Beheading, The Crying of Lot 49, Candide, Lovecraft's short stories, A Spell for Chameleon, The Sword of Shannara, The Hobbit, The Prydain Chronicles, The Solitude of Prime Numbers, A Visit From The Goon Squad, Daisy Miller, Washington Square, A Separate Peace, Pride & Prejudice, Emma, Sense & Sensibility, Still Life With Woodpecker, Reading Lolita in Tehran, Veil of Roses, Through The Looking Glass, The Great Gatsby, The Eye of The World, Wizard's First Rule, The Magician, Coraline, Time Enough For Love, Brave New World; (there's a lot more, maybe I should've written down authors instead).
75. Do you study better with or without music?
With? But it has to be stuff I don't know the words to...so usually techno (what a generalized term) or foreign stuff (Jpop and europop mostly).
76. Regularly burn incense?
Yessss...I can't live without incense (sage and sweetgrass too).
77. Ever been in love?
Fuck off and die in a fire, *laugh* What the fuck do you think?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Metallica, Disturbed, Slayer, Streetlight Manifesto, OTEP, Theatre of Tradgedy, Nox Arcana, Horrorpops, Cruxhsadows, Emilie Autumn, Tarja Turunen, I'd love to see Alkaline Trio again, Bad Religion, Social D... Idk, probably a lot of bands.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
I haven't been to a show in ages...
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Depends on the weather...but I prefer hot tea.
81. Tea or coffee?
Can't decide.
82. Favorite type of cookie?
I don't know? White chocolate macadamia probably...or Persian cookies.
83. Can you swim well?
Not well, I don't think...for being born and raised in California I haven't actually spent that much time swimming.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes, can't everybody?
85. Are you patient?
Depends on the situation, generally yes.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ?
87. Ever won a contest?
Define contest? Yes?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
Will I ever or have I ever? I used to want a nose job, but I'm trying to learn how to live with my insecurities.
89. Which are better black or green olives?
Can't decide? Kalmatta olives are the shit...(did I spell that correctly?)
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
Who gives a fuck? I don't really believe in marriage anyway...I think it goes against human nature.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
Every room! I love fireplaces :D
92. Do you want to get married?
Fuck no.
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