Since today is...what it is....
Meh, whatever, here's a picture of Jennifer Lawrence, flipping people off in a Dior Hâute Couture gown.
Oooh, funny fact; Fork said I flip people off like a girl because I tuck in my thumb.
My inbox is back up to eleven texts...Congratulate me; I've become the female version of Satan.
Cynical, sarcastic, offensive...and I spend most of my time watching cartoon reruns, playing video games, and with a diet reminiscent of a teenage stoner.
Yup, unlike Satan I would rather not spend the rest of my twenties glued to a computer screen eating frozen pizza.
I'm not even twenty yet...but I was referring to Satan who, at the wonderful age of twenty-two, is doing exactly that (to be fair he doesn't turn twenty-two 'til august).
But as it turns out the cool, brooding, troubled, mysterious rebel that you fell for as a teenager ends up being a nerd who spends his adulthood unemployed and shacked up in his grandma's house playing World of Warcraft....
I'm dead serious.
The funny guy who got banned from the mall for dropping his pants, who loved Clerks and Army of Darkness is now a bearded guy with glasses who is perpetually stoned, playing games on Steam, and showing his dick to girls via webcam.
How sad have all our existences become?
Should I mention that Catwoman; a decent student, and one of the most responsible people I've ever met is now into heavy hallucinogenic drugs and sleeping with strangers.
Or that The Jester; the shyest, nerdiest, most socially awkward person I've ever known lost his virginity to a hooker, and a few weeks later peed on some random girl's carpet because he was drunk and just felt like being a dick...
These are the people that I thought would be my family forever.
Granted that Satan is very reliable despite how he comes off, The Jester and I are still extremely close, and Catwoman was doing shrooms even back in the day...maybe I should've seen where everyone would end up because if you honestly analyse it, these behaviours aren't that out of character.
Um, my mother wants to go to lunch....and I agreed to it because?
Just to make everyone else happy, I could give a shit.
"Welcome to Hell, Don't eat shrooms."
I found this movie critic on YouTube, and OHMYGOD!
He's so sarcastic, hilarious, and surprisingly full of depth as to what differentiates the good movies from the pieces of crap.
He's called the Nostalgia Critic, he remembers it so you don't have to!
And he is fucking brilliant.
I'm...mortified by my peers.
Yes! One word answers! This is the guy that I miss sooooo much!
And Fork is...a sweetheart, yet always a smidge of a buzzkill.
Because pills make people boring.
Don't do drugs, kids....or buy into, what?
Pharmaceutical propaganda???
I guess.
Do I really wanna address all the morons that I've had the misfortune of dealing with today?
Not at all.
I have had waaayyy too much caffeine, which is resulting in rambling tangents and weird voices.
Like whoa, where did that come from?
Ichigo-nekochan forgot about my birthday and now she feels stupid *laugh*
It's weird that we actually get along these days...
Fork went to bed, but set an alarm for midnight just so he could wish me happy birthday.
Best way I could've ever started a birthday, seriously...
Listening to Satan talk to his cat was both adorable and entertaining.
He said my gamer rage was the sexiest thing I've done in awhile (of course he did).
We had a really honest, straightforward conversation....about our shitty mothers, shitty relationships/friendships, the past, being liars, and everything inbetween.
Our relationship recently is so odd, mostly because neither of us cares too little or too much.
He still can't take a fucking compliment though...geez.
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