Kiss Me, Deadly

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand and a bulletproof vest; saying, 'my, my, my, how the time does fly, when you know you're gonna die at the end of the night'."

I love this song so much.

People have been calling me all day...I talked to Snuff for a long time, he's joining the navy.

Why do we always end up talking about sex?

Because I'm pretty sure that he still wants to sleep with me, why do guys always wanna trade stuff for blowjobs?

I know it's a joke, but still....

It's nice to hear from him though, I do miss him a lot.

We always used to have fun, he was hanging out with Shadow King and some other people today.

It makes me kinda lonely; everyone kept asking me to come chill today, but nobody could come pick me up.

Catwoman called me too, she said that we should "rekindle our friendship," I'm kinda whatever about that.

I mean, I guess that'd be good?

We actually ended up talking about WoW, she used to play back when she was dating that one guy.

Everyone else is butt-hurt that I haven't called them back yet.

Oh! And Ivy is pregnant again...ten bucks says it's not even her husband's kid.

I found out that she made out with Snuff last time we all hung out, right after she slept with her "lover" and right before she slept with her husband again.

This is why Satan hates all my friends; because Ivy, Catwoman, Southern Boy, and Alley Cat are all morons.

Alley Cat's baby daddy finally left her....

You know if I placed bets on all this stuff I'd be really rich.

My birthday was?

Typical.

It's just another day, Satan said that it's sad that I don't celebrate my birthday because anyone could die any day...life isn't certain.

Catwoman basically said the same thing.

I don't think it's that important.

Although I'm in a pretty good mood, and I'm pretty optimistic about this year.

The Jester promised to go with me to Vegas for my twenty-first birthday.

One more year!

I just found out that he loves art museums just as much as I do.

We're gonna go to the Getty with his step-dad soon (hopefully).

He's always working...but he just got transferred and now he actually really likes his job.

Catwoman works at Sea World now, she wants me to go with her and her friends when she gets tickets.

Meh.

I have a feeling that her friends don't like me...

This is a little strange, but I was talking to Mister J about Satan and he said that he knows that we get along.

I told him that Satan is more like he was when we first met, but that he's also matured.

He said, "well, that happens sometimes..."

Everyone always knew I loved Satan except the two people who actually mattered, Mister J and Satan.

Satan said he never believes when a girl says she loves him, I understand why...but it's terrible.

We'll never end up together though, because I know how we are.

"I know that you would like me, if only you could see me."

I got a random message from him at like 2:00am telling me to watch this anime that he's been telling me about, he was also telling me about this sci-fi MMO that sounds pretty awesome.

Not much else to say, other than that everyone is pretty much just annoying the crap out of me.

Mister J said that there needs to be more blunt, brutal, straightforward honesty in the world...I had that same conversation with both Satan and Snuff like two days ago.

Everyone can do as they like, personally I would probably feel better if I flat out told people to fuck off.