Shenanigans

So this morning I woke up on Catwoman's floor, she asked me what we did yesterday and I drew a blank.
"yeah, what did we do?" I thought
All I could remember is something about my pants being undone, and literally rolling on the floor laughing, and her saying that she was having a blast.
I don't remember some brilliant things that I should've written down.
So, obviously we slowly remembered yesterday (lacking some very fuzzy details), but it's all chronological.
In the humble abode of The Jester we smoked the fumes of heaven, from l'herbe verte magique; oh, how sweet it was....
And I don't know why the world suddenly flopped upside down...oh, wait, I was on the floor.
I was rolling around, laughing....and being quite provocative....and I became a gangsta, or a rapper...a gangsta rapper...yeah...
I'm not entirely sure what happened after that, well at least I didn't spark a bowl while being video taped....
oh, wait....well, at least I didn't blow smoke into the camera....erm, nevermind...
Well, at least I didn't almost make a lesbian porno.....oooops.....but I didn't actually make a lesbian porno, but there is definitely a nice shot of my ass on that nonexistant tape.
I'm pretty sure cheetos, and cheese, and caffeine, and sexy-ness came after that.
oooh, risque!
A brownie in the bathroom happened about two hours later, then we got stalked by what I think was the restless spirit of a child. Jason and Pennywise came to kill us while we were on a dark street, and "I hope that's not a murder scene", and "oh, look, that guy has a chainsaw"
(Thanks, Catwoman)
Pizza, and the beach while it was raining....and people kissing in the rain.
And I'm pretty sure we were petting all kinds of dogs and cats all day (stray cats are awesome).
Then we took off in our very own rocket ship!
And there's been theme music playing for the last 24 hours.
When we came back to earth I found myself asleep on Catwoman's floor.
The first order of business today was a visit from the weed faerie, and a lovely walk through the park.
It was sunny and beautiful, a perfect day.
We followed the little white butterfly to our happiness....