Bitterly Ironic? Smokin' Chronic...

So I'm avoiding homework again, and falling victim to more trifling emotions....
And who knew that Simon and Garfunkel and The Beatles could be so uplifting (haha)
I've been in a bittersweet mood lately, just 'cause I think too much when I'm high.
Inside I'm hopeful and quite happy though, although I have a lot of doubts at the moment.
I should just set myself free from everything, I should let go of the past...just hold on to happy things.
"People are cowards in the face of happiness, you need courage to hold on to happiness"
Very true....
So I should just embrace life with open arms, it's like dancing down the street singing at the top of your lungs; that's what weed does for me.
It's like an anti-depressant for me, but I never actually use it to solve my problems (the reason I never smoke in my house, even though I can)
I have to wonder about irony where life is concerned....life IS irony.

Shenanigans

So this morning I woke up on Catwoman's floor, she asked me what we did yesterday and I drew a blank.
"yeah, what did we do?" I thought
All I could remember is something about my pants being undone, and literally rolling on the floor laughing, and her saying that she was having a blast.
I don't remember some brilliant things that I should've written down.
So, obviously we slowly remembered yesterday (lacking some very fuzzy details), but it's all chronological.
In the humble abode of The Jester we smoked the fumes of heaven, from l'herbe verte magique; oh, how sweet it was....
And I don't know why the world suddenly flopped upside down...oh, wait, I was on the floor.
I was rolling around, laughing....and being quite provocative....and I became a gangsta, or a rapper...a gangsta rapper...yeah...
I'm not entirely sure what happened after that, well at least I didn't spark a bowl while being video taped....
oh, wait....well, at least I didn't blow smoke into the camera....erm, nevermind...
Well, at least I didn't almost make a lesbian porno.....oooops.....but I didn't actually make a lesbian porno, but there is definitely a nice shot of my ass on that nonexistant tape.
I'm pretty sure cheetos, and cheese, and caffeine, and sexy-ness came after that.
oooh, risque!
A brownie in the bathroom happened about two hours later, then we got stalked by what I think was the restless spirit of a child. Jason and Pennywise came to kill us while we were on a dark street, and "I hope that's not a murder scene", and "oh, look, that guy has a chainsaw"
(Thanks, Catwoman)
Pizza, and the beach while it was raining....and people kissing in the rain.
And I'm pretty sure we were petting all kinds of dogs and cats all day (stray cats are awesome).
Then we took off in our very own rocket ship!
And there's been theme music playing for the last 24 hours.
When we came back to earth I found myself asleep on Catwoman's floor.
The first order of business today was a visit from the weed faerie, and a lovely walk through the park.
It was sunny and beautiful, a perfect day.
We followed the little white butterfly to our happiness....

Dresses

My picks for dresses :)

Glamour Bunny Yellow Dress

Modcloth Modern Fairytale Dress

 Pin-up dresses first of all are amazing, especially in a pretty colour like pink, yellow, or blue. Vintage dresses can be nice if you're more conservative, the 50's have some cute dresses (worn with little white gloves). Modcloth is a great place to get vintage dresses: http://www.modcloth.com/

Another good place to get vintage is Anthropologie: http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/index.jsp

Corsets are always in fashion and always pretty, especially in lace...if you dare. Steampunk and gothic bondage fashion can be fun if you have a darker side, I particularly like Infectious Threads: http://infectiousthreads.com/

For more classic Victorian gothic fashion try: http://www.galleryserpentine.com.au/

Also American dollars will go far, because it's an Australian site (the best place to get gothic clothing is Australia)

Victoria's Secret Pink Corset Dress

Retro Dress

Red Corset Dress

Steampunk Dress from Infectious Threads

Modcloth Affirmations Dress

Dress from Modcloth

Gallery Serpentine Antoinette Ivory Dress

Modcloth Bow Out Gracefully Dress

Modcloth Bunches of Love Dress

Modcloth Drape Adventures Dress

Modcloth European Shores Dress



Infectious Threads Bondage Dress



Manic Panic Hair Dye



I'm Seein' Red (glows under blacklight)



Here are my favorites....



After Midnight Blue



Vampire Red



Atomic Turquoise



New Rose



Pretty Flamingo



Plum Passion




Ultra Violet

 They can be purchased at Hot Topic, some beauty stores, some gothic clothing stores, or the best place to get them is the Manic Panic website: http://manicpanic.com/

Raver Clothing

Pink Cybergoth Goggles

Raver outfits are fun, so this is what I'd want my outfit to look like...



Classic Black Goth Shorts (probably with black fishnets)



A Sexy Neon Fishnet Top



Neon Armwarmers



Really Fluffy Legwarmers

Glow-in-the-dark Studded Belt






Lots of Glow Makeup





LED Gasmask



Cute Neon TUK Platforms









Joyeuse Saint Valentin!

Actually, Je deteste jour de valentin...
and I could use a beer (I don't even like beer)
I was originally gonna write about how Mr.Fox just came back from Australia (apparently he saw Satan there), and about how I need to get the fuck out of this goddamn country...I need to get the fuck outta here and do something.
I was then gonna talk about how I'm probably gonna spend my entire adult life making up for all the things that I never got to do as a kid (like learning how to ride a bike and do a cartwheel)
Hell, I never even got Christmas or Birthday presents as a kid (still don't)
But I just realised that it doesn't matter as much as I thought it did, I celebrate Pagan holidays now...alone, in the comfort of my bedroom; and I'm fine with it.
My parents are unreliable, dysfunctional, and usually completely ridiculous; and it doesn't bother me anymore.
I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I feel bad (because I know he loves me); but the relief that I feel is overwhelming...
I guess this proves how much he stressed me out.
Anyway, people that I haven't seen since freshman year have been reappearing lately, and getting back together with my close friends (interesting pattern).
But I'm glad that mostly everybody is happy (or at least content), Happy Valentine's Day, mes amis.

Books to Read This Year

Kurt Vonegut
Nabokov
Catch 22
Barbara Kingsloyer
Fight Club
Carraway
Dickens (which I have sadly never read)
Things They Carried
Malcolm Gladwell
Bird By Bird
On The Road
Through The Looking Glass (which I have also sadly never read)
Nickel and Dimed
Scar Tissue
No Country For Old Men
Hemmingway (another that I really should read).....
And I am currently reading Brave New World- Aldous Huxley, and I will be posting more on that when I get farther through the book

The Misfits

I'm kind of embarassed to admit how little I know about the lives of the individual Misfits Family members....
The only information I have about any of their lives is that about half of them are pretty dysfunctional and the other half are just weird.
Where exactly did the Misfits Family come from?
Well, a few years ago there was a girl who wore a safety pin around her neck and liked to wear black lipstick; and she decided to bring together a bunch of actors, artists, otakus, nerds, musicians, odd, eccentric, weird, psychotic, slightly homicidal, etc. people, and through this process of uniting the outcasts of society we all grew into a family....
We've been growing and adding members since around 2007
They are the people that I know will always accept me and love me, the people that I can rely on and trust.
So, I just wanted to say thank you to all my Misfits =)

This has nothing to do with anything...

I've been sick lately....
My phone was also stolen, hacked, thrashed, and returned. Someone managed to recover some scandalous pictures of me, and put their own scandalous pictures on my phone (I hate people).
I feel like I should be ranting about education reform or something, but I think I'd rather rant about my boyfriend (who I want to dump, nicely).
Education in America sucks...
I've been playing with this idea of a memoir, something to do with growing up in San Diego, but I'm not sure about starting another project while I'm already so busy.
There's something about growing up the way that I have that makes you crazy and intelligent and eccentric.
Maybe that's why I should be a writer...
Anyway, I don't know where I'm going with all this (massive amounts of chronic)
This weekend is gonna be a party weekend, and I really don't wanna have to take care of a bunch of people who are completely shit-faced; but it's highschool, right?
I want something else, I don't know what I want...I want a cliche
I have nothing more to say for now